Some bangali momentz… ha ha ha


Bangladesh is remaking the Slumdog Millionaire and the title is, “Khaise Bostir Kutta Koti Taka Paise…”. ***

A: Sara bharote kin2 bharoter goribi heavy khaye.
B: Haan oi jonnyei “goribi Hothao” slogan bodle gelo.
A: Tai naki? Bodle giye ki holo?
B: “Goribi Photao”. Sob daridro phutiye tolo, jate bideshira gele aar amader haate Oscar ase… J

*** Actually in Bangladesh they dubbed the very famous English movies or remade bollywood stuff and renamed it like below (not a joke),
1. Jurassic Park: Khaise Dino Aise
2. The Lost World: Khaise Dino Abar Aise
3. Titanic: Bojraye Hottogol
4. Hum Apke Hai Koun: Hayga, ami tomar Keyda??

Bangal Vs ghoti (Copied from a blog that guy is bangal):

Khub anando pelam shob porey aar sathey sathey chotobelar kotha money prey gelo. Ami dilli r chheley takhon, dellir kalibarir ashey pashey onek bangali thakto sarkari chakreer subadey. Amrao thaktam aar bangla school e portam. Amder moddhyeo takhan ghoti bangal mohunbagan eastbengal niye khub hoto.
Ekbar emni cholchhey, dui party Ghoti aar bangal monishi der naam korchhey. Aamra bangal party praey jitey eshechhee karon rabindranath hoye gechhen bangal (Silaidaho), Subhash bose o bangal karon janmo kuttak e (Kolkatar Bairey tai), Bibekanando (Simley tey thakten) Ghoti ra bujhtei parchho (ghawtey kom aar chanchateo parey na) kromoshoee pichhiye jacchey. Amra jeeti jeeti aar ki, emon samoy oder moddhey ekjon chenchiye uthlo ‘Ja shala, Maa Kali Ghoti, kee korbi kor’. Amra ekdom chup, sottee e to Kalighat, khas kolkata.

Ami sudhu eta bujhlaam na, Simle ar Kuttak ki kore ar kobe theke bangaler para holo… Jodi jaiga bichar kori to Subhas Bose Oriya… ha ha ha…

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  1. blaaze says:

    anaconda – baap re baap ki dhamna shaap…

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