A Joke

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful dress. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only Rs1,500.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much … “
“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year … “
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only Rs3,00,000 … “
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! But before we hang up, something else … “
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and … I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property … “
“How much are they asking?”
“Only Rs16,50,000 – a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover … “
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid Rs16,20,000. OK?”
“OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye … I do too … “
The man hangs up, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
“Okay… who’s phone is this?”

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